Sunday, December 03, 2006

Sieg Heil Herr Newt!!

Why was the 1st Amendment FIRST, you ask? Let's think about it. The First Amendment, along with the other 9 of the Bill of Rights, takes certain things outside of political debate. The 2d says you can't take guns away from state-organized militias (note the careful wording). The 5th guarantees due process. The 8th protects against cruel and unusual punishment. The 9th guarantees unenumerated rights to the people. Etc. The First is the one that protects all the others. Why?

The First Amendment says 1) the government is not allowed to stop people from challenging the government or from speaking about things, or the press from writing about things, AND, that the government can neither support one religion over others, or prevent people from practicing any particular religion. The overriding principle of this pivotal concept, which had its seed in Locke and in the Magna Carta, is that people need to be able to act their conscience (hence religion, which otherwise seems out of place), and to seek to sway others, including the government, to their side.

Herr Newt would like to take at least one idea out of the "marketplace." While violence as a means of political expression isn't generally socially acceptable, it's not all that rare, historically. Ask the Jews at Massada. Look at the Greek gods vs. the titans. Texas vs. Mexico. The Colonies and Britain?

The really scary bit here isn't the use of restricting speech to prevent terrorism, it's how such an action would affect all the other crazy-ass things that have happened since September 11, 2001. If they can monitor and restrict internet traffic, how long can they keep those records for? Who can they give them to? What would people not say if they thought they were always watched? What topics would be curtailed? With a fascist, pro-life, anti-speech, "trust me, don't ask questions" conservative regime in power, and a media that's already too scared to report on facts as they are for fear of persecution, what won't we hear?

Personally, I think that Gingrich's career in politics should be long dead. He should be unable to become representative of a city dump, much less a presidential candidate. Then again, this country elected the idiot son of an asshole twice, so he's probably the frontrunner at this point...

Friday, May 05, 2006

Bug in my ear...

Today I had to come home from work to get some stuff I forgot for an appellate brief I was working on... I actually fell asleep working last night. I went over to see a new horse boarding across the street. It was sort of skittish, so I gave it the heads of some carrots so I could touch it -- I was later told that the owner never comes to see it, so it's unsocialized. Anyway, while I'm doing this a fly flies INTO MY EAR. YES you read that right INTO MY EAR. Not outside the ear, not the edge of the ear -- ALL THE FUCKING WAY INTO MY EAR. Not surprisingly, I freaked. I thought I got it out and calmed down. Then I went back to the horse, which was none too amused. After a while I went in and got what I needed, and as I was leaving THE FLY STARTED BUZZING IN MY EAR!!! IN - I N - my ear. So I flushed some water in there, then freaked and went after it with a Q-tip. Which burst my eardrum and caused me to bleed for a while. So now I have all this wierd pain, and pressure, and bizarre sounds in my left ear.

Where are the damn cameras? My life is a fucking sitcom...

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Where have all the bloggers gone?

Have you ever "Googled" "Blog?" I have to say, as ironic as it is for me to say it on a blog, that I'm a little bit frightened by this whole "Blogosphere" thing. First, most people have no reason with respect to blogging. Either you don't know what a blog is, or you are involved in 5 at a time. Second, people actually expect others to read every damn line of every blog they do. Third people are actually making money, discussing important things like politics and economics, and using these things as informational tools into their personal lives. Between myspace and blogs, everybodys skeletons are marching down broadstreet. Highly amusing.

None of these things are really all that bad, but think about how quickly it happened. Furthermore, why don't people have ... conversations anymore??

This blog shows another interesting thing about blogging. There are thousands, perhaps tens of thousands of orphaned, dead blogs (two of which are mine). Nobody gets rid of a blog. The hosts just leave them there. Think of all the forgotten blogs. Some guy who died in a car accident may have a catalog of his previous three years just sitting there. Some kid who did really dumb shit in college may be broadcasting that stuff to his parents, to potential employers, to his kids.

Just musing.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Bush II, the ironical

Well Bush II Made a proclimation in recognizing National Drunk and Drugged Driving Prevention Month. Firstly I think this comes a few decades short for the intellectually dimwit but hey, whatever.

Additionally, doesn't it seem like they just keep adding more words to group/agency names and all. I suppose Drunk OR Drugged Driving is now OK just so long as you are not Drunk AND Drugged. Come on people have some respect and a separate Month for the Dopefiend Drivers out there.

Granted it is not as exciting as the addition of Explosisves to the ATF name but hey that is just another party alltogether.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

'Ten Commandments' Judge To Run For Ala. Governor

One of the Malcontent's favorite characters seems to be on his merry way to Goven the fine folks in Alabama. Please dear lord haven't these people suffered enough... make it stop!

Monday, October 03, 2005

Could you please use the word "Irony" in a sentence?

In the lead up to Hurricane Rita coming ashore my family and friends from south of Houston headed inland and out of the way of what seemed to be a sure-fire disaster for the area. After returning home my parents noted that they had received little to any rain much less damage from the event. Truly lucky for my parents, but it is not lost on me that their good fortune became others bad fortune.

My closest friend, lets call him Lenny, was amoungst those that made there way out of town in the largest traffic jam of recorded time. It so happens that everyone else in his apartment complex did the same, with everyone turning off the AC units as they went. With a shared HVAC system for the complex this sudden absense of use sent the central HVAC unit into an overpressurazation of sorts. planned failure points are designed for this exact scenerio. it just so happened that the pressure valve that ruptured was in my friends apartment. In spite of the near absence of rain from the storm, Lenny's apartment flooded as if the Cat 4 came through anyways. His own little private storm.

Anyone think that the Red Cross will take on such a small site. The Lenny's Apartment Releif Fund? Anyhow, can you spell the word "Irony".

Thursday, September 08, 2005

What in the sweet name of Jesus is goin' on?

Another funny/irrevrent piece from the Onion. Is anyone else heartbroken/pissed off out there. Such an odd mix of emotions that's not fully captured by the satire, but it's pretty close none the less.


Mexico is sending convoys of troops to the US
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Norway is now the best country on Earth.
Budweiser finally is honest in it's labeling.

What the hell is going on people?

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Stand Down Mutha Fucka

Our efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan have now cost us more than 2,000 lives. Is it still "worth it" Mr. Bush. Well, of course it is to those who stand to lose nothing themselves. You greedy, self-serving, moronic, born-again, racist little fuck.

As you put so eloquently in a speech of yours, "as long as you are President" we will remain in Iraq, perhaps now is the time for that to change. You have no leadership ability as has been seen now for the past 5 years so get the fuck outta the way cause the people will run your privlidged ass over.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Canada Losing/Gaining Sovereignty

Well, while Canada may lose a piece of British Columbia to the United States our gentler neighbors to the north are trying to wrest from Denmark a little chunk of land refered to as Hans Island.

Put into perspective this may not seem like much, losing some pothead's garage and gaining a chunk of frozen beer cooler, but leave it up to the Canuckians to plow the long row, may your maple leaf always shine down ol' Sovereign one.

Friday, August 19, 2005

The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash

Well, another great show at another great venue. My SO and I got out last night for the first time in a while since the arrivail of the wee one. we went to see the The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash at IOTA . With a new album in the works Mark and Company are the hardest working act in SoCal Country, well aside from Dwight of course. But anyway it was a great show even without "Viva Las Vegas".

Monday, August 15, 2005

Historic White House Appointment(s)?

In a bit of news out of Waco, Texas Laura Bush announces that Cristeta Comerford has been named executive chef. A naturalized citizen from the Phillippines, she will be the first woman and first minority to hold the post.

On another historic note or racial inclussion at the White House George W. Bush has "appointed" 3 african-american males and 4 african-american females as indefinate "White House interns". This appointment, the first of its kind since the former president Abraham Lincoln dissolved the positions rekindled intrest the the program that existed for well over 90 years prior to Mr. Lincoln's cancelation.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Collective?

What collective?

Deja vu

Wow. Last time we had a major terrorist event I was driving to work when I heard. The time before that I was driving to work when I heard. Today I was "driving" (such as it was, as a result of a twin hazmat spill on 95 that created some nice poison gas...) to work when I heard. I need to just stop driving to work. Maybe I'll just sleep in my office from now on...

What happened to the collective here?

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Ninjas & Pirates

A humourous comic about Ninjas & Pirates, where do these folks come from - right cheer.

Friday, February 04, 2005

HoustonChronicle.com - Wife accused of giving man lethal enema

Honestly, I thought nothing this interesting could come from my hometown, I suppose I was wrong. Rectum? Damn near killed'em... oh wait it did - I guess it should read Rectum? Damn it Killed'em.
HoustonChronicle.com - Wife accused of giving man lethal enema