Non-voters

I was just speaking to someone who was going over their schedule for tomorrow. When I jokingly told them to leave time to vote I was informed that they had never registered to vote. Why? Because they didn't want to serve jury duty.

You can't imagine the rage that I had to control to not leap across the desk and beat them to death with my shoe.

Denying yourself the opportunity to participate in our most civic duty so you don't have to participate in another civic duty is assinine, idiotic, and repugnantly selfish.

I need a drink.