Vibrators

Those who know me know I champion sexual freedom, and the right of consenting adults to do anything to each other that they please. Because of this, I have become accustomed to regularly directing friends and readers to sites like Good Vibrations and The Honeysuckle Shop. (both sites are marginally NOT work safe, mostly because our country is run by prudes)

But this is going just a bit too far. The *ahem* meatiest part of the story is buried after the ads in an article that bears the headline, "Beckham to become UN ambassador."